Nyeh, NYEH, nyeh, nyeh, NYEH......
I just skilled my little niece to do that yesterday. I hope my sister appreciates the QUALITY teaching time I spend next to the little rug-rat.
What should I teach her subsequent week?
Answer:
I did that a few days ago when a patient tries to explain to me why he stopped taking his medication again - he does it deeply even though he has be told many times not to. I know this guy resourcefully; and know he is bull-shitting me again. I made my point.
You should teach your niece to ask "why" and "why not?". That is a especially annoying thing to say aloud from a kid, but somehow as adults, we sort of forget to ask "why" and "why not", just similar to that guy who stopped the medication.
Teach her to say a word over and over again until it loses its implication and becomes giberrish.
Thats other entertaining. After that, you may be able to verbs to the advanced stuff =P
How to smack you in the principal?? Kids tend to lean to be brats well plenty on their own . They don't need that benevolent of help. you might prepare her to tie her shoes, or learn the alphabet , numbers, colors. what things are close to stones, leaves trees, etc,
When was the closing time I had a tub, hmmmm. Oh NEVER!
Teach her the same things I guide my dog. She counts to ten, adds and subtracts small numbers, to caper, play dead. and roll over. This is the truth!
Differential calculus.
Teach her The Song That Never Ends.
If you abhor your sister that much, why don't you just shift all out and buy the kid a drum?
I am trying to school my niece the raspberry ... Or better yet, inculcate her your sister's real signature instead of 'Mommy'. ;)