What was the first thing you said this morning when you got up??
Answer:
I haven't said anything yet, because I live alone. But if I had said something, it would probably be along the lines of "My back hurts," or "Why does no one love me?" or "Where did my youth go?" or "I am thirsty, but have no water." Thanks a lot for asking.
OH SHYT I DIDENT HEAR THE ALARM GO OFF IM LATE
I grunted XD didn't want to wake up lol..
my beautiful red-headed 9 week old daughter. she smiled at me. good day.
"I love you", to my wife.
oh mom y didnt u wakeme up earlier
How did I get here ? Where are my clothes ? Hi, who are you? My name is Roger.
Then I read the obituary page, saw my name was not there so I went to work.
Did you ever notice that no matter where you are, that people always die in alphabetic order ?
i dont want to get up mom! i need to go to the bathroom! lol.
i love you
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