Poop Stories?

What is your best "almost crapped my pants" story?

Answer:
I felt a sudden gut rocket coming on and have to run to the bathrooms of the kmart store I was within... I just by a hair`s breadth made it , but in my swiftness, didn't check for TP. There was none. The stall subsequent door was also out. And the quality newspaper towels were replaced near hot air dryers. I concluded up using 5 bank deposit slips that be in my pocket.
What if you enjoy an I did crap my pants story?
i go down a water slide straight down and when i get to the bottom i crapped my pants
this is sick, im gonna answer and not look posterior at the answers... but it happend a few times stuck in the woods fishing, i have to tear up my wife beater and use that to wipe my @ss
you must be really bored to want to hear in the order of our poop stories

heres my story..

i ate too many ribs and i go to the toilet, then i took a dump.

the shutting down
Oh i have the best poop story ever.

Okay sooner or later, i went to the bathroom and pulled down my pant. Then i sat down on the toilet and pooped.
Ha Ha ha

all right i was at a hockey military camp at kent state a few years back and i be in my dorm. and i have been holding it adjectives night. i tryed to continue until everyone is in bed and what not because i am discomfited about doing number 2 next to out privacy. so i get near and i am in a s#it nouns of pain ( no pun intended) and when i consent to it out it a piano droping would have be quieter. so when i got out i could hear nearly everone laughing their @ss bad ( again no pun intended) so i went to the vending domestic device to try to play it off that it wasn't me. but i don't estimate it worked.
I bought green olives from a gas station, i ate the hole jar and there wasn't another toilet for miles (that wasn't green)
dude i love poop this is a great request for information!

when I was 17 my parents forced me to turn to new york driving from florida 2 daylight trip. Well I never poop anywhere but my own toilet at my house .. so I felt approaching i had to hold it the intact week we were on leave there. I be miserable feeling. So I agreed to clutch a correctol on the 2nd day driving through pennsyl. mountains just about no rest stops and I had diarehia... It be awful!
I'm horrible, because I can't resist this question! First, you must follow that I never poop lol, like once a week, approaching an iguana, so I'm of the school of "when you gotta travel you gotta go". My BF and I were going out for dinner and my stomach be a little upset and I figure I was gonna own the shits. O course, this is the one time in his natural life he decides to drive the speed constrict, and I'm DYING. We finally get to the restaurant and he doesn't wanna park within the lot, he wants to help yourself to his time parking across the street, and his dawdeling and taking a stroll across the street. I was in place to kill him. So we finally acquire in, and we enjoy to wait for a table so I get my escape to the bathroom. There is the lady only just leaing (single stall) and I'm standing there, only about to shift in, and this two little girls rush within the door and one rushes into the stall. Like what was I gonna do? She literally took close to 20 minutes, singing to herself, talking to her friend. I hold never, in mylife, contemplated dragging a kindergartner out of a bathroom and smacking the hell out of her but it seem like a great perception. She finally leaves and I;m in the middle fo doing my entity and someone else walks within. The bathroom is the size fof a broom closet so I just have to be like "Oh, guess I'm done" and move off the room. Luckily the rest of the night go off minus incident but I've never panicked so desperate in my in one piece life.
A friend of mine be water skiing and she crashed big time. She get a water enima and so much hose down shot up her butt that she was pooping brown dampen for the rest of the night. Gross!
continue.... or did you mean a story where on earth you were SO anxious you almost crapped your pants??
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damn, u must be really bored to post that put somebody through the mill! what else have u get to ask? wait, we might not wanna know.

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