My balls are turning red...and green wat do i do?
but that had never happen before..will i still be able to **** her up??
Answer:
Good grief! What the heck have you been doing? I'm 49 and have seen a lot of balls in my life and not once have I ever seen green and red ones! Sounds to me like they are getting ready for Christmas...!!!! If puss starts coming out of them, go to the emergency room! If they start shriveling up, soak them in warm water. If all the hair falls off, look for bugs. And quit putting clothespins and chit on them! If you ever want to have kids, you need to take care of them balls a little better Bucko! And what ever you do, don't show them to anybody! Well... except the doc but I'd take a good few swigs of whiskey before I break those dogs out! Sheeeeeeeeeesh!
cut them off and use them to shoot pool.
You might as well pull out your Christmas decorations now so your house will match.
Throw some tinsel around Mr. Peepers and sing a Christmas carol.
u little horny man dont fucken even ask that Q idk u should ask that go to a doctor u lair! there is no such thing as that
try not to "do" anything for a while
Man, I TOLD you to quit smokin' that stuff! Whassa matter you, you stupid or somethin'?
if all else fails u could be a chrismas movie porn star
I think you should see a doctor
Now.
That is neither normal nor healthy
~Max
P.S. ...or you could just hang them outside and celebrate christmas early...
cut it off my ngiga
Wait till dec. 25 and be a tree.
sounds like testicular torsion to me..when they fall off, just save them on ice until you get to the hospital.
hang some christmas ornaments on them
your turning evil !!!
People keep saying Christmas is down there, but are you sure that an alien is not sucking your balls and that red & green are coming from there hover ship!
Tell your girl friend to stop kicking them.
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