How can I break my leg brisk and unforced?

if i don't i'm gonna have to move off my home.... i don't want to go to the army or anything!

Answer:
Just plead insanity...nearby is NO easy process to break any bone! Besides, breaking the leg will only snag the inevitable!
With a baseball bat.
um...run out in front of a vehicle..?
fall down the stairs
Have you ever see the movie Misery? Get it and it will show you how.
Do not do this. It is stupid and you could die. Find a rational method to deal near whatever your problem is.
start skateboarding....
Now that's not an excuse to break a leg. Fall down the stairs, capture hit by a car, trip over roots from a tree, etc.
Try to find an alternative.
Broken legs can hurt for road longer than the 6 weeks you wear a cast.
Good luck.
I'm afraid I don't fathom out. You injure yourself to avoid injury?
U R PATHETIC
if your trying to get out of the millitary, dont break your leg or inflict physical cramp. Go crazy. Get a diagnosis of manic depressive, or bipolar, and it wont be hard i promise, and you cant step!
hmmm... jumping from a roof, running into traffic, and falling down the stairs nouns fast and trouble-free.
Go snowboarding and pull somthing F U C K I N crazy..... consequently youll break your leg. HAve fun!!!
Go to the army :) or you could be a civilian. I would suggest just going and signing up for the marines, you will grow up some more since your parents oviously haven't help you to understand. Go to the military and stall yourself some time.
Stand up. Hold you chin up and obverse forward. Then do the best you can with what you've get and handle anything life is throwing at you. Much easier than breaking a leg. After adjectives, if you break you leg you could get a blood clot, could break an artery, could need to go and get your leg amputated for some reason. Much better lately to struggle and enjoy go.
Do not do this terrible deed to your sacred vessel. Believe me when i utter, "your body is so much more than a perishable machine. Instead, only do this: Run-far,far,far away with me, if just you are serious.
Are you serious? I just recovered from a broken leg - it's taken me 4 months, tonnes of medication, two operation, numerous physio sessions and I don't know how I would have coped if my ethnic group hadn't been around to support me. My leg will probably be swollen for a year, as all right as a huge scar that runs up the outside of my leg and I am at increased risk of gaping vein thrombosis. I wouldn't recommend it to anyone and I'm not going to buoy you by telling you how I did it. Oh yeah and it REALLY hurt!!
Nobody can be paid you go to the army all the same but if they bring the draft back that would vary so whats the deal are your parents throwing you out if so shame on them you can come live next to me
throw yourself from the roof.
Well.. u can't break ur leg by urself, go to the Doctor and he'll break it for u lacking any pain! but i don't chew over he'll do that 4 u.
There's NO easy passageway to break a bone. And you could injure yourself forever, or even die.

Has to be a more mature approach to deal beside whatever your problems may be.
Jump past its sell-by date of a swing and try to land on your side of your foot or... if you want to break your knees run and then verbs your knee while you tumble.. or if you want to break your wrist.. get on a traponline and while jump on all fours flex your mitt back... or is you want to break a antenna have a friend throw a couple of baseballs at it...

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