How do I disable myself to get out of doing something?
Place my bare foot under the car wheel when it's pulling in the driveway.
Drop one of my dad's weights or something else heavy on my foot, or sit in a chair with my foot on something and my leg stretched out and drop it on my knee or leg.
Climb on the roof and jump off, landing on one leg. I'll lie about how it happened of course, I'll say I fell on the stairs and landed weird.
Go out for a run and "accidentally" step on a large nail (not a break but might get the job done if it's bad enough.)
It needs to be serious enough to really disable me for at least a week, not just like a broken finger or something, yet I fear that these methods will cause permanent damage. Are these good methods, or are there better ones?
Answer:
Sounds like you are trying to get out of prom date. What's wrong--you can't dance?
Wow, hard to believe you are considering doing any of these. All of these can cause major complications, or could cause chronic pain for your whole damn life (I'm an RN, I've seen it).
Why not just fake a sprained ankle??
Or, take it like an adult and say NO!
Good luck!
easiest thing to do is fake back pain, go to the doctor and tell them your back is hurting really bad, and they will do some tests, and tell them it hurts to raise your arms and you can't lift anything without being in terrible pain, no big deal , they will more than likely say it is a pulled muscle, because they don't run any tests to check for a pulled back muscle, and it will give you 4-5 days. you can pull your muscles so easily you can say you were lifting somthing and all the sudden your back started burning and throbbing with pain.. good luck, or you could just be a man, and fess up and say you don't want to do what ever it is.. your choice.
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