How do you deal with a cannibal infestation?

There are cannibals invading my house. I have no idea how they got there, but they keep eating each other but somehow, they keep on multipling. How do i get rid of them???

Answer:
Have a cannibal roast and invite the neighbors?

It's too bad they are not head hunters as well, as there is a good market for shrunken heads on eBay.
Feed them people who ask stupid questions! That'll certainly decrease their appetite for people.

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