I need to pass a urine test for weed?!?
Answer:
No tea will help you cleanse your liver/blood from drugs' residues. Teas (herbs) are too high in pharmaco-active compounds. You'll need a product with a high nutritional biodensity in order to remove the residues from your system.
I have used Covert Labs Strip NC - Fruit Punch in the past, while working in RI, on many of my patients with the same problem, and with excellent results. Now, pay careful atention to HOW you should use it. It will take about 7 hours to remove everything from your system...
This product is a liquid formula, and it has 32 fluid ounces. You should take it first thing in the morning upon awakening. Drink it ALL. Then, during the day, you have to drink three times 32 ounces of water. In order to get the best result, DO NOT drink any coffee during the next 7 hours, nor smoke cigarrets nor drugs.
It does work flawlessly!
And, please, don't harm yourself anymore. Stop using drugs. They literally kill the cells in your brain responsible for good mood, alertness, intelligence, concentration, and affection. Drugs may turn you into a monster with no regard for family, friends, yourself, and God.
Take care, and good luck! :)
i recomend to stop. even if u pass, they will find out and fire u soon.
Drink cranberry juice, it is suppose to help cleanse your system also.
i use to smoke everyday and i had a drug test for a job and i quit smoking only 6 days before the test and I passed.
the best way to stop drug testing is to get the green legalized!!
it's less harmful than tobacco and alcohol!
take someone else in a zip lock bag. place it under you ba** then open it when you ready to piss in the cup. put empty bag back under b@ll ..that how you pass a piss test.
you are up the creak . best of luck, I've known people to drink loads of vitamin water and or gaiter-aid.
I had a friend who used Welbutrin (an antidepressant). It also speeds up the metabolism. Best cure is to not put it in your system to begin with. Juices and teas don't work because the THC is stored in your fat cells, not in your digestive system or the kidneys. It's unfair, but true, the more fat on your body the longer it takes for the THC to leave your system. Make sure you drink lots of water before the test. It may dilute the results. However, if it is too clear they may retest you since the testers are on to that trick.
I recommend not smoking weed. If you cannot do that however, the next best thing to clear your system is time. THC is not a water soluble molecule, but fat soluble. Meaning it gets stored in your body fat and stays with you longer. Time will eventually deplete the stores of THC you have in your body.
However, all of this is moot if your employer does a hair test, and not a urinalysis. Good luck, and seriously reconsidering stopping the marijuana use. It really isn't worth it.
Please, please, please, just stop with the weed. Even if you do pass, that's basically lying to them, because you know you aren't really clean. Not to mention that they'll eventually find out, and you will be in a lot more trouble than you would have been if you just hadn't passed the test. A lot of people don't think it's that big of a deal, but it is. Maybe I don't know from personal use, but I do know from watching a couple of family members' lives get completely screwed over because of weed- it just isn't worth it.
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